中秋節關於兔子的故事

Chang'er and the Jade Rabbit

Chang'er and the Jade Rabbit are taking a dump in a toilet inside Moon Palace.

Chang'er turns to the Jade Rabbit and asks, "Do you have a problem with shit sticking to your fur?"

The Jade Rabbit says, "No, of course not!"

So Chang'er wipes her ass with the Jade Rabbit!

祝中秋節快樂！